When I meet people for the first time, they are always shocked by how quickly and efficiently I dismantled a once prosperous state. So how did I pull it off, finding myself hovering closer each day to the once-respected White House?
My Rise to Power
I'm Gretchen Whitmer, Governor of Michigan, and this book is about my rise to power.
The Man-Made Virus Outbreak
What easier way to "fix the damn roads!" than forcing the people to stay off of them?
Rules for Thee, Not for Me
The lockdowns were absolutely necessary. But thankfully, the rules don't apply for powerful people like me.
The Kidnapping Hoax
The perfect opportunity to fear-monger the public regarding my political opponents, especially Trump.
Indoctrination Camps
Social distancing and living in fear are actually healthy for kids, especially in their formative years.
Reproductive Tyranny
People should aways have the freedom to sacrifice their children when it's what is best for them.
Environmental Injustice
My donors and bureaucrats want clean energy, so I make sure to force it on the people of Michigan.
The Greatest Gift
I'm grateful to the powerful men who dumped millions into making Michigan a playground for the global elite!
Globalism
I'm excited to continue partnering with the global elite to successfully deceive people throughout the world.
Dealing with the Donald
I always depict Trump as the moral evil. We are the moral good because we said so. Is this not genius?
Conquering the World
Getting rich and donating to leftist politicians is the best way to begin making a difference in the world.
Letter to Gretchen
I hope this book convicts you to reflect on the damage done to society by status quo politics.
Living in Three Rivers, Michigan, Steve Carra is the State Representative for Michigan's 36th District and Chairman of the Michigan House Freedom Caucus. Currently in his second term, Steve has dealt with Gretchen Whitmer since 2021. True Gretchen is a parody the author shares with a one-of-a-kind perspective you won't hear anywhere else.
What Our Readers Are Saying:
Big Gretch got us through covid even though she had to beg "Cheeto Man" who wouldnt even take her calls. She did this with grace and courage, even though she barely escaped an assassination attempt!! I'd like to see how the author would have fared had it been him.
Do not waste your time with this poorly written attack. It's one thing to disagree with one another, but to attack someone is ridiculous. You consider yourself a professional politician try acting like one.
I received this as a gift because the giver thought it was her actually biography. This is a disgusting book on conspiracy theories and J6 crazies. Stop the BS and don’t give this guy your money.
Be sure you are buying and reading True Gretch not this knock off !!!!!
Gretchen Whitmer is the best thing that happened to Michigan! I am a transplant and love my adopted state. Those that can do, those that can't , write hatchet job books. Don't see yours on the NYT best seller list after one day. Get a real job and life !!!